You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
