It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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