dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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