You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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