Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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