You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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