I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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