How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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