just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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