They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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