She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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