I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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