I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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