i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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