i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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