Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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