Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We named our party play list daddy issues
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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