Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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