Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
tell me about the fingering
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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