Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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