He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
do nipples grow back?
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