Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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