Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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