Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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