Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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