Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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