Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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