you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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