Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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