Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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