I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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