Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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