i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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