I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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