just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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