i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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