how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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