I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
