just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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