Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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