Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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