Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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