The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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