Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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