He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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