no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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