It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
third nipple confirmed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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