i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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