She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i dont even know how to be here
Operation Purity has been aborted
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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