Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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