Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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