like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue