kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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