i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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